Limericks (Poems)

There was once a teacher called Rob
He was trying out for a job
He made a mistake
Learnt how to bake
Now all he can do is sob.

There was once a man called mike
He bought himself a bike
He broke his back
it went all black
Now he wants to hike.

There was once a girl called Jane
She loved to fly a plane
She had a great bash
Lost an eyelash
And bit off a bit of her brain